I am not surprised that a bunch of guys would be riding this couch potato mutant vehicle at burning man. I think they are rebelling against having to do chores back home and decided to take the "couch potato" thing to the next level. And just in case you didn't know what they were doing, decided to spray paint it in plain English. These guys are pros, pass the beer and chips.
Have you ever wanted to achieve a faster state of laziness, but the couch you currently have just doesn't cut it any more? What you need is a motorized couch that will enable you reach laziness at a higher rate than ever before. It will do "busy to lazy" in no time at all. Just make sure you have your favorite beverage and the remote control has fresh batteries and your only job is to choose from a variety of different models.